"We’ve been together *how* long, now? It’s not like I haven’t seen you on your cycle before. Besides, this isn’t the Stone Age, I know how your body works... Please, baby? Humor me, just this once?

That’s it, good girl. You can leave them in a pile on the floor, I’ll take care of the laundry later.

Now that those pesky pants are out of the way, get in the tub.

Get in the tub, baby, and let me take care of you.

I know a hot bath always makes my girl feel like a brand new person. Take my hand, let me help you in.

There you go. Yup, just let it wash over you, let it warm you up. Here, lay your head back against the wall, and close your eyes."