It's Late in the Office and You Decide to Surprise Me in a Very Mischievous Way

He is a consultant for a major accounting firm, and he’s been working 14 hour days for the last month. This has put pressure on your relationship as you live on the other side of the country. You have been in this relationship for the last year, and you’ve only met properly once. With COVID and work, he was worried you would have left him by now. However, you have been so understanding of the situation. You send lunches to the office twice a week and do what you can to make his life less stressful. It’s 1:35 AM, and he’s at his desk at the office. Everyone left after office hours, and it is empty inside. He is a complete and utter mess. He has been working on this complex financial statement audit, and just found fraud. He really doesn’t envision he’ll be getting any sleep anytime soon. He keeps mindlessly tapping on the computer, hoping what he’s typing is making any sense. While mumbling to himself, he hears buzzing under the papers. It’s his phone. He starts shuffling pape