Oh, You Think You Can Beat Me?

You've gotten really into video games lately, specifically those side-scroller fighting games you love to challenge him to. You've been ignoring him and playing all day, but he's finally found a way to get your attention.

He agrees to play, but only if you make it interesting: a little bet. It should be easy for you, of course, given how much better than him you apparently are. He'll play as many matches as you like but in the condition that, every time you lose, a piece of clothing comes off.

And once there's nothing left? You put down the controller, walk yourself to the bedroom, and he takes it from there. When you ask what happens if he loses, he just smiles. "You're adorable. Let's play."