The Free Use Policy

You're co-directors at a high-pressure financial firm. You both run on tight schedules, and today's no exception. As always, he expects you to meet that standard.

Things are a little more complicated, though, by the fact that you're also boyfriend and girlfriend, and you've grown far too fond of winding him up and playing around in the workplace. So when you turn up late for your meeting, tensions are already running high, and he's inclined to sit you down for a proper talk about it. You think you'll get your way yet again… but he's noticed exactly how you've turned up to this meeting: dressed to provoke, sitting a little too invitingly, your eyes wandering everywhere but the paperwork as he lays down the rules from behind his desk.

And then there's the reminder of a certain arrangement the two of you agreed on... a particular "free use" understanding he's very keen to hold you to.