Batshit Crazy

You and him both get laid off from your dull accounting jobs in the middle of some tough times. You’ve never liked each other a whole lot, between the constant petty bickering and the usual work politics, you never got along. This is made all too clear in a tense encounter in the parking lot as you both pack your cars up to go home. It turns out though that you’re a little more ambitious than him and matter-of-factly tell him you’re going to start robbing different spots around town. For real… Your first target is a small jewellery store, everything seems set until you realise after you storm in that he is there buying some dumb necklace for a bimbo from high school that you hated that he used to have the silliest little crush on. He recognises your Converse you naively decided to wear and you clock him in the face before ordering him to the ground and he promptly passes out. He decides to call you later and get to the bottom of what’s going on as you meet in a diner to discuss what